Pretty funny... and yet, still pretty stupid.

Girl gets a new car for her birthday but starts complaining about the color. If I were her father I'd cold-cock the bitch.

Well, technically they aren't really taking "one" bite, but rather stuffing their mouths with the burger all together. Entertaining none the less.

Just like it says :)

The American Society for Velociraptor Attack Prevention is a bi-partisan group of professionals, dedicated to the diffusion of knowledge concerning velociraptor attack prevent...

Talk about hard-core. This idiot has a full piece tattoo devoted to the NES console.

And man does he look fucking scary. Or angry. Or maybe both angry and scary. But he could just be ugly. I'm putting my money on the last one..

If it was in the weekly world news, it's gotta be true! EVERYONE RUN FOR THEIR LIVES!!

It was a much simpler time in 1985.

Ukelele Made With Matches

Trigger happy dumb bitch

Klaus Harmony has been composing porn music since the 70s. Baw-chikka-wah-wow!